Theatre

COMING SOON AT THE SPREAD EAGLE

Three Mugs

Tickets: £10 Dates: 6th-9th May Time: 7:30pm

A new dark twisted comedy by Exit Theatre. Get ready for lies, sex, betrayal, revenge... and Airwick.

Three people who live on the same street find themselves being kidnapped in exchange for ransom. While the kidnapper’s hapless assistant Jeff tries to make their captivity as comfortable as possible, this doesn’t stop the kidnapped trio from turning against each other as tension and trust are pushed to the limits. Convinced that one of them is secretly a part of the plot...

Warning: Contains very strong language.

'Exit Theatre are an adventurous crowd who tread in areas that other companies wouldn't dare to go.' - Croydon Advertiser

Wednesday 6th May - BOOK HERE
Thursday 7th May - BOOK HERE
Friday 8th May - BOOK HERE
Saturday 9th May - BOOK HERE


Eagle Improv in May

Tickets: £5 Date: Wednesday 13th May Time: 8:00pm

Croydon’s most spiffing comedy improv outfit presents a monthly mashup of off-the-cuff games, daring tomfoolery and feats of extraordinary imagination at The Spread Eagle in Croydon. Featuring some of the biggest and best improv talent from London, the UK and beyond.

Wednesday 13th May - BOOK HERE

Our Kylie's Gettin' Wed

Tickets: £10 Dates:29th-30th May Times: 2:30pm & 7:30pm

Stripped Down Theatre present an incredibly funny yet touching show about the trials and tribulations of every family wedding that you have ever been to.

It revolves around four friends (the groom, best man and two ushers) who switch from character to character to tell the story of the whole wedding. All the key aspects of the day are covered including dad dancing, promiscuous bridesmaids and overzealous photographers, each one flowing seamlessly to the next to tell an overall story.

It's a true feel good show which will make you laugh, but will also bring a tear to your eye.

'A roller coaster of fun and mayhem.' - Halesowen News

'The whole show from start to finish was a joy to watch...' James Callaghan, the Basement Studio

Friday 29th May, 7:30pm - BOOK HERE
Saturday 30th May, 2:30pm - BOOK HERE
Saturday 30th May, 7:30pm - BOOK HERE

Eagle Improv in June

Tickets: £5 Date: Wednesday 10th June Time: 8:00pm

Croydon’s most spiffing comedy improv outfit presents a monthly mashup of off-the-cuff games, daring tomfoolery and feats of extraordinary imagination at The Spread Eagle in Croydon. Featuring some of the biggest and best improv talent from London, the UK and beyond.

Wednesday 10th June - BOOK HERE

Two Guys and a Girl

Tickets: £10 Dates: 18th-20th June Time: 8:00pm

Following their success at the Brighton Fringe Festival 2014 Two Guys and a Girl bring their new show to Croydon! It’s time for more laugh-out-loud stand-up, new silliness, and fresh magic from the London based comedy trio.

Mark Diamond “strong jokes delivered with cool confidence”, Sarah Iles “relaxed, comfortable style… has her audience feeling at ease'” and Stu Turner “combines wit, charm and very funny magic. Eye-catching & original”.

Prepare to have your ribs tickled, your sides split, & your flabber gasted. The perfect way to spend an evening.

Thursday 18th June - BOOK HERE
Friday 19th June - BOOK HERE
Saturday 20th June - BOOK HERE

Greywing House

Tickets: £10 Dates: 25th & 26th June Time: 8:00pm

Greywing House sits precariously on the coast keeping watch over a cruel and tumultuous ocean. Miss Amelia has prepared you room, and awaits your arrival to introduce guests both past and present. Breakfast unfortunately no longer provided as one can never be entirely certain of time. A few simple rules: no smoking, no pets or animals (excepting of course Mr Thurston upstairs) and no chanting of evocations in communal areas.

After a near sell-out run at the London Horror Festival, award-winning performer Mary Beth Morossa returns with her second solo show, in which she intertwines dark storytelling, poetry, cabaret and theatrical performance. Greywing House proudly features original music by Daniel Cross (of Little Death Machine), studies themes of isolation and loss through a classically gothic lens, and is sure to carry you out into deep, dark waters.

★★★★ 'Stunningly atmospheric' - Dark Chat

★★★★ 'Utterly sublime.' - Fringe Guru

'Mesmerising, exceptionally emotive... flawless.' - The Public Reviews

'Morossa has an obvious gift for writing.' - Everything Theatre

Thursday 25th June - BOOK NOW
Friday 26th June - BOOK NOW

Eagle Improv in July

Tickets: £5 Date: Wednesday 8th July Time: 8:00pm

Croydon’s most spiffing comedy improv outfit presents a monthly mashup of off-the-cuff games, daring tomfoolery and feats of extraordinary imagination at The Spread Eagle in Croydon. Featuring some of the biggest and best improv talent from London, the UK and beyond.

Wednesday 8th July - BOOK HERE

The Hideout

Tickets: £10 Dates: 10th-11th July Time: 7:30pm

It's the 1920's and the gods of ancient Greece spend their nights in Aphrodites' boudoir, looking for entertainment by playing with the lives of the little people below.

Have they bitten off more than they can chew as they attempt to meddle with the headstrong Ariadne, the courageous Theseus and the small matter of a Minotaur that needs defeating? Through a heady mixture of clowning, gypsy jazz and dance The Hideout is an award-winning, riotous collision of Greek mythology and the Kit Kat club.

'A raunchy, fast-moving cabaret... Unmissable.' - The Independent

'Fantastical, inventive, funny... a must-see' - San Diego Reader

Friday 10th July - BOOK HERE
Saturday 11th July - BOOK HERE

Jonny Awsum: Everything is Awsum (Edinburgh Preview)

Tickets: £8 Date: Thursday 16th July Time: 8:00pm

Join Jonny for the follow-up to his 2014 debut with a show celebrating all things awsum!

You're guaranteed to leave with a smile on your face after this laugh-packed hour of musical comedy and feel-good factor.

'A truly magnificent show ... if The X Factor had a comedy entry he would be too good for it' ★★★★★ - Three Weeks

'Sixty minutes of pure unadulterated fun' ★★★★ - WhatsOnStage.com

'Numerous belly-aching, laugh-out-loud cheers' ★★★★ - Big Issue

'A crowd-pleasing, endlessly entertaining hour' ★★★★ - BroadwayBaby.com

'An engaging, feel good songsmith... charming cheer' - Sunday Times

Thursday 16th July - BOOK HERE

Beowulf

Tickets: £10 Date: 18th July Time: 7:30pm

A contemporary version of the Anglo-Saxon epic, combining table-top and shadow puppetry, live music and poetry.

A poet performs the tale in verse, alongside an enchanting live score, bringing the story to life with a memorable cast of puppet characters, each with their own unique voice and style. Join them as they debate, dance and battle their way through a story about bravery, fame and humanity.

'An excellent, modern, family-friendly tale... The Saxon storytellers would be proud.' - The Argus

'This production is a dazzling feat of the imagination, and a reminder of the importance of using our own.' - IdeasMag

Saturday 18th July - BOOK HERE

Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre: Minging Detectives

Tickets: £10 Date: Thursday 23rd July : Time: 8:00pm

Some criminals put stocking on their heads, now Earth's funniest Socks get their heads around crime. Doing every genre from TV Detectives & Film Noir to Breaking Bad, the socks bring you brand new songs, sketches, socks and violence.

Returning to Croydon after last years sell out performance The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre is a comedy act that has to be seen to be believed. Staring at the Edinburgh Fringe & touring internationally since 2007 they have appeared on TV from Comedy Shuffle (BBC3) to The Culture Show (BBC2), The One show (BBC1) and are stars on YouTube.

Their songs, sketches, parodies and puns delights audiences from Aberdeen to Adelaide (Pick of the Adelaide Fringe 2012), from the Netherlands to Denmark, and all over the UK.

★★★★★ 'One of the truly great comic interventions of out time' - Theatre Bath April 2015

★★★★★ 'Had every single audience member... laughing until they cried.' - Edinburgh Evening News

★★★★ 'For sheer energy and laughs per hour, these comic stockings are the biz - denier miss it.' - The Scotsman

★★★★★ 'How on earth do The Scottish Falsetto Puppet Theatre turn out to be so bloody good?' - Chortle

★★★★ 'What makes this show so good is that the duo's material would be funny even if presented conventionally. When delivered by two socks, it becomes genius.' - Fest

★★★★★ 'A show that will rock your socks off.' - Three Weeks

Thursday 23rd July - BOOK HERE

(Part of Ambition Festival - an eclectic four-day celebration of music, comedy, theatre, spoken word, dance and art installations in the heart of South London)

Musical Bingo

Tickets: £10 Date: 24th July Time: 8:00pm

Musical Bingo is London's inaugural and original interactive club night. A night of non-stop raucous fun, they'll be ecstatic winners, confetti canons, friendly DJ's and unpredictable comperes that will entertain you senseless with various off the cuff humour and stage tricks, before the night is finished you can expect an almighty crescendo stage invasion Musical Bingo style. Eyes down, ears open and let the good times roll!

'They will certainly pimp your bingo ride. 21st century thrills & excitement.' - Bingo Hideout

'We don't know why no one has thought of this before, we really don't!' - Time Out

Friday 24th July - BOOK HERE

(Part of Ambition Festival - an eclectic four-day celebration of music, comedy, theatre, spoken word, dance and art installations in the heart of South London)

Suzanna Gonzo - Dark Lady

Tickets: £10 Date: 25th July Time: 8:00pm

Traumatised by her own homicidal tendencies, cruise-ship entertainer Suzanna Gonzo lost her singing voice but found redemption as an exceptionally gifted healer - now she travels the world sharing her unique and inspirational story to help change the lives of others!

Expect to be immersed into a delicious story of love, lust, loss, licking and lying!

★★★★★ 'Character comedy at its very best... hilarious.' - To Do List

★★★★★ 'Side split tingly funny... a work of genius.' - Everything Theatre

Saturday 25th July - BOOK HERE

(Part of Ambition Festival - an eclectic four-day celebration of music, comedy, theatre, spoken word, dance and art installations in the heart of South London)

My Friend Peter: The Tale of Beatrix Potter

Tickets: £10 / £8 Date: 26th July Time: 2:30pm

Step into the enchanting world of Beatrix Potter!

'My Friend Peter' is a family friendly folk musical for all those who seek big adventures in little places. Join Beatrix as she makes her journey through the uncharted water of a life most unexpected; share in the loves, losses, struggles and triumphs of one of the most celebrated authors in children's literature.

After success with the folk-music-infused storytelling of 'This Was The World and I Was King', HookHitch Theatre return with a much loved author at the helm of their new foot stomping adventure!

★★★★★ 'A triumph of originality.' - Three Weeks

Sunday 26th July - BOOK HERE

(Part of Ambition Festival - an eclectic four-day celebration of music, comedy, theatre, spoken word, dance and art installations in the heart of South London)

All I Want For Christmas

Tickets: £10 Date: 31st July Time: 7:30pm

A brand new improvised show from the members of critically acclaimed Foghorn Improv!

Much like family and friends, Christmas cannot be avoided. Steal yourself an evening to recapture the warm fuzzy feeling of the festive season.

Join Claire, Kit and Aaron as they draw inspiration from your suggestions to create an entire show, for you, on the spot. Sometimes funny, sometimes dramatic, sometimes shocking, sometimes dark... all-time with a tinsel twist!

Friday 31st July - BOOK HERE

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